Game of Thrones: an alternate ending

Last week I presented a lukewarm defence of the controversial Game of Thrones Season 8. I argued that the final season was actually OK, and to add further support to my case here is an outline for an alternative final episode. The point here is to illustrate that even as late as the final hour, the show could have been rescued from some of the worst elements of that final season.

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The second-last episode (‘The Bells’) ended with King’s Landing burned to the ground. The final episode (in my mind) begins fifteen or twenty years later. Middle-aged Danaerys rules from a rebuilt Harrenhall. The Unsullied and the Dothraki form her army, her retainers and some of the major lords of the kingdom – but they are in pimped-out new armour and uniforms. In them we see a new merging of the cultures of Westeros and Essos. The wild nomad riders have become complacent petulant knights. The eunuchs are now just an aging cadre within the Unsullied.

What is the impression we get of Dany’s regime? It is not a new world. The wheel has not been broken. Things look and feel different in the culture. Her regime is more just, stable and functional than the status quo back in Season 1 – but only by a modest margin. The ruins of King’s Landing and the visible presence of the maimed and the bereaved serve as a reminder of the price paid and pose the question of whether it was worth it. But like the Tiananmen Square events in China, the burning of King’s Landing is a taboo subject. Drogon is a fat, lazy creature but still powerful and fierce.

Danaerys has to tax everyone hard to pay for the upkeep of the Unsullied and to deal with the consequences whenever a Dothraki khal decides to go bandit. Her power keeps the nobles in check. All in all, she is no better and no worse a ruler than the usual run. No Triumph of the Will visuals, but no white saviour fantasies either. The exalted myths about her have come down to earth. The wheel is still turning, just with her on top.

A crisis threatens – it doesn’t matter what. Let’s say Lord Bronn of Highgarden has betrayed the kingdom and risen up in revolt (which is absolutely what would happen, probably a lot sooner, if he was given a position of power). Maybe he has even killed Drogon. Dany decides there is only one person who can deal with this challenge, who can lead an army against the rebels: Jon Snow.

Sansa is Queen in the North and middle-aged Jon is serving her regime. The kingdom consists of northerners and wildlings rebuilding and resettling the North after the apocalypse of the wight invasion. Some are talking about going beyond the wall.

Tyrion arrives as an emissary from Danaerys. Jon and Dany have not spoken in years; he departed right after the burning of King’s Landing, and took the Northern forces with him. Tyrion asks Jon to come south. Dany wants Jon to serve as Hand of the King and to lead her armies. There are powerful echoes of Season One, when Ned was summoned south by Robert.

Jon agonises over the decision. He has deep meaningful conversations with Tyrion and with whatever other fan faves the writers decide to give screen time to. Te main characters have still not addressed or mentally processed the horror of the burning of King’s Landing.

We cut away from Jon as he makes his decision – but we don’t know what it will be.

The Iron Throne, as imagined by Marc Simonetti in The World of Ice and Fire (2014)

Cut back to the South, to Harrenhal. Tyrion returns to Dany and tells her that no, Jon will not be coming South. He explains that Jon doesn’t want to get caught up in all this dirty politics and bloody warfare all over again. Dany is angry, and remarks that while Jon has a conscience to wrestle with, she has a kingdom to rule. The last we see of her, she is giving decisive commands to deal with the rebellion. But we get visual hints that behind her stern facade she is just as cut-up as Jon.

Cut back to the North. (As in the real-life version of the final episode) Jon is leading a crowd of people into the wild wastes beyond the wall, and spring is coming.

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A brief comment on what I like about this ending.

It would be immensely satisfying to see these characters years later, even if their dialogue was only passably well-written. Just as Game of Thrones happened in the shadow of the events of Robert’s Rebellion all those years ago, now we get a glimpse of another era, one overshadowed by the events of Game of Thrones.

Within the framework of this episode, each secondary character can get a little ending of their own, as we see who is serving Sansa and who is serving Dany, and in what capacity, who has turned cynical and who is still trying to seek a better world, etc. For example I think a creepy adn inhuman Bran is serving her as a spymaster.

Martin is very good at showing us characters who have illusions, and then shattering those illusions. Think of the poor Dornish prince in A Dance With Dragons. The key theme of the whole story seems to be disillusionment. Characters set out with the ideologies of this society deeply-ingrained in their heads. These illusions come up against the friction of reality, are sanded down, rubbed raw, eventually break.

This alternative ending hits that theme hard. The myths about Dany are shattered, not by crudely portraying her as a Nazi, but by showing she’s not much better than the rest of them.

It’s still a fundamentally conservative message – if you take Jon’s point of view, stay out of politics, it’s too dirty, and don’t try to change the world; if you take Dany’s, be realistic, settle for incremental improvements, the sacrifices are worth it for the greater good. But at least there are different perspectives. We’re not being beaten over the head with the writers’ irrelevant opinions about 20th Century history.

This is not a perfect ending. A perfect ending would require a much better run-up from Seasons 7 and 8. But it’s a morally grey ending for a morally grey story. It’s an ending that suggests ‘the more things change, the more they stay the same,’ while also leaving space for this cynical conclusion to be refuted. It’s an ending in which Ice and Fire, instead of coming together in a contrived situation where one must destroy the other, are finally and forever parted.

Game of Thrones: the final season was OK, actually

Nearly three years have passed since groans of disappointment met the final season of Game of Thrones. A lot has been said and written about how it was badly-written, incoherent and rushed, about how it let down its characters, about how the story’s themes, once promising, descended into cynical platitudes. In particular I recommend and largely agree with this and this and this.

On the other hand there have been some attempts to say that it deserved a better reception. I’m not fully convinced by any of the defences I’ve happened across. But enough dust has settled now that we can start pushing back with a revisionist history against the consensus. The final season was not actually bad.

A Bayeux-style tapestry depicting an event from Season 7 of Game of Thrones‘Outline sketch for the official Game of Thrones tapestry produced in Northern Ireland.’

Did you really expect it to be brilliant?

My expectations for Season 8 were low.

Seasons 5 and 6 were solid, but there were obvious problems with the writing. For example, there was Arya doing effectively nothing for twenty episodes; there was Jaime’s half-baked and clumsy sojourn in Dorne. Plot armour and Elder Scrolls Fast Travel sped up the plot but wore down the friction and texture of the world. 

Season 7 was a carnival of the silly and the unsatisfying. Problems evident in sub-plots and isolated moments of 5 and 6 came to dominate the main storyline in 7.

By the way, the first episode of Season 8 (‘Winterfell’) was the worst-written of the whole show. Not a single line landed. Everyone was just milling about awkwardly in the castle. Critics and audiences said it was great at the time. They would flip to hyper-criticism a few episodes later.

Thankfully every other episode in the season had more narrative momentum and better dialogue than this lifeless opener. But the first episode was another warning to temper expectations.

I guess people withheld their impatience at 7, hoping 8 would salvage the situation, then vented their anger on 8 when it didn’t. The hype around GOT was such that people believed the showrunners were playing 12-dimensional chess when in fact they were flying by the seat of their pants. There was a widespread expectation that Season 8 would be a sublime revelation rather than a crash-landing.

And it was a crash-landing – not a crash. All in all, it was better than Season 7. Things were messy but it hit the ground intact and held itself together until it came to a shuddering halt, and that was the best we could have hoped for.

While I was writing this post my one-year-old son just happened to dig out my Game of Thrones tankard from the back of a drawer and accidentally smashed it into tiny pieces. By some miracle, he did not cut himself on the broken edges. Naturally, I took it as a sign from the Lord of Light, and used it to stage a cover image for this post.

Writing isn’t everything

An interesting feature of the Game of Thrones phenomenon is how every viewer became a critic. What emerged around the show was the kind of commentary you’d expect to surround a mass movement or a charismatic leader. Early on, fans debated the story’s conflicts as if they were real; later, they turned from debating the internal politics of the story to debating the merits of the writing itself.

Something held me back from commenting at the time; the clamour surrounding the show was too much. The GOT-commentary industrial complex had grown dangerously vast and all-consuming. I wanted to enjoy it as a TV show, and not feel obliged to have developed opinions and to defend those opinions.

William Goldman’s 1983 book Adventures in the Screen Trade laments the fact that the contribution of writers is underrated in Hollywood. But things have changed; our generation posts hour-long videos on Youtube about character arcs and themes.

But writing is not the only element in film. With GOT we have focused on it to the exclusion of all else.

Season 8 was poorly written. But TV is not prose. What about the other aspects of the production?

The cast carried the whole thing along convincingly, delivering lines that should have felt like golf balls in their mouths. The sound, music, set and costume design were great. Nobody really noticed that silly thing with the coffee cup. The Battle of Winterfell, once you adjusted the brightness on your TV, was awesome to look at and compelling to experience.

The attack on King’s Landing was powerful. There was real visual storytelling here (shame about the verbal storytelling). Arya’s struggle for survival in the burning city was harrowing and original, like a hybrid of The Lord of the Rings with Come and See or Children of Men.

Of course, this was the very episode that was so controversial. But it was so well-done visually, it packed such a punch, that I believed it in spite of my misgivings. I was carried along. And in the moment, so were you, most likely. For a time you felt what the show wanted you to feel: dismay that Dany would do this, rather than dismay that the writers would do this.

The writers without a doubt committed an atrocity far worse than anything Danaerys did to the people of King’s Landing. But the real atrocity was not in that episode. That penultimate episode is open to different interpretations – such as this which makes some very good points.

The real atrocity came in the final episode – when the writing battered us over the head with trite moral lessons, when Dany was ‘put down like Old Yeller,’ when the city was magically rebuilt, right down to the Small Council chamber now staffed with an audience-pandering collection of fan faves.

If George RR Martin is planning to end it in a similar way, I shudder to think what that might look like on the page.

‘I murdered my intimate partner,’ said Jon Snow gravely, ‘as the prophecy foretold.’

Tyrion laid a hand on his shoulder. ‘You had no choice. The whole story bent over backwards to contrive a situation where you had to do it.’

For a moment they were silent as the winds of winter howled outside.

Jon sighed heavily. ‘I still don’t understand. What does it all mean?’

Tyrion began to pace the floor, his hands clasped behind his back. ‘All liberation movements end in totalitarianism. Freeing slaves is a slippery slope. And at the bottom of that slope – genocide. And before you ask, yes,’ he added with a pained smile, gesturing toward the Martin Niemoller and Leni Riefenstahl references scattered about. ‘This story is implying that Dany was, at the end of the day, as bad as Hitler, and by extension that Hitler started out like Dany.’

‘I’m not sure which of those two claims is worse.’ Troubled lines creased Jon Snow’s face. ‘But these references make no sense. Not in our medieval-esque setting. Sam Tarly would say they’re… Uh, anachronisms.’

Tyrion smiled again, this time wryly. ‘So are dragons.’

Jon frowned. The dragons had been easier to swallow than the reactionary platitudes.

The tragedy of it all was that the writing let down the other aspects. But those other aspects deserve to be appreciated. A small army of people worked on them, and their work was not in vain. The production convinced me in key places where the writing failed.

It ended badly. But it ended.

The great virtue of Season 8 – even of that final episode – was that loads of stuff was happening. The Mountain and the Hound batter the crap out of each other, then plunge to fiery deaths! Marvellous! A dragon melted the Iron Throne. Jon is going with the wildlings back to their homeland, and spring is coming.

Everyone talks about how this season would have been so challenging to write. I don’t agree at all. Everything had been set up for seven seasons; all the showrunners had to do was knock down the dominoes in a reasonably competent manner.

Sometimes the writing was more than just competent. The second episode (‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’) was by far the best of Season 8 – as doom approaches, the main characters have a lot of talky but heartfelt scenes. This was great writing.

True, there wasn’t much great writing. But even basic competence went a long way. Big, dramatic stuff was happening, and things were being resolved – this was the rocket-fuel that kept Season 8 moving forward in spite of its big problems. For stretches, it was easy to be carried along – as long as your focus was ‘Am I enjoying this?’ not ‘What will I say about this on the internet?’

The same tapestry, now in colour

Let’s take a moment to reflect on how great and how rare it is to see stuff happening on a TV show. The usual practise with TV is to drag things out, to tease, to defer gratification; to leave things unresolved just in case there’s another season; to forcibly jump-start a broken-down story just to get the punters back on their couches. The general rule is: you keep making the show until it stops making money.

Some critics say that Season 8 was too rushed and that they should have made two, three, four more seasons. I don’t agree. If we’d got more seasons, we’d have got more rushed and unsatisfying seasons.

For most of its run, my main worry with Game of Thrones was not the possibility that it would end badly, but that it would not end at all. I worried that GOT would taper out in a dragon’s tail of dismal seasons, an endless winter of exhausted characters shambling through the long night of lifeless plots.

But that is not what happened. Game of Thrones ended with a bang, when we all still cared enough to criticise it.

When the show is no longer a recent memory it will be rediscovered. The quality of those early seasons was real, but it was far from a perfect, sublime, unproblematic show. In the future, viewers will appreciate the show in a critical and balanced way. They will groan good-naturedly at the ending but they will not feel betrayed.

Next week I’m going to post my alternate ending for GOT – to illustrate that even as late as the final episode, all was not lost.

But that’s kind of an appendix to this post. For now, that’s all. Game of Thrones Season 8 was an enjoyable few hours of TV. It was fine, it was OK, it was grand. The problem is, with Game of Thrones fine, OK and grand couldn’t cut it. Its own hype was its own worst enemy.